Zoro and Sanji are wandering deliriously dehydrated in the desert. Since Zoro has no sense of direction and Sanji has no clue where they are they are screwed.

Vash and Wolfwood come across them. Zoro and Sanji are convinced they are a hallucination and collapse, brought on by lack of water (Sanji) and/or booze (Zoro).

Vash is adamant about not leaving them there. Wolfwood thinks that natural selection should just do what it's best at. After some arguing, they force some water down Zoro and Sanji's throats, and schlep them over the cross punisher, and continue driving the now overburdened Angelinas to the nearest town.

After being reinvigorated with a more generous amount of water (and the promise of booze to come), Zoro and Sanji wake up to discover that they are in a refectory wing. This town has an old priest in a big church who appreciates Wolfwood's appearance and is happy to put them up in exchange for some desperately needed odd-jobs around the church.

While Wolfwood is banging away at the rafters trying to fix them before everything comes tumbling down about their ears, Zoro and Sanji get handed a grocery list by the priest to do some shopping since the priest cooks for the homeless. Vash has already gone out to raise money in his own way for materials.

When Zoro and Sanji get to the marketplace they realise that the money they've been given is not enough, so they have to brainstorm a way to raise more money to buy food.

Vash, who is raising money meanwhile by doing nice things like saving kittens from trees and getting paid ten cents by children for his troubles. He hears a commotion from somewhere around the market square and wanders over to check it out. He sees that Zoro and Sanji have set up an arm-wrestling contest in the meanwhile. Everyone is laying money on the local strong-man, and looking dubiously at the scruffy green-haired guy who has staked his katanas as the bet.

Vash raises his hand and makes a show of betting all that he has (i.e. the ten cents) on Zoro.

Zoro wins.

With that money there is enough to buy what they need. The strong man, who is a really great loser, hands them a bottle of his finest moonshine as thanks for being defeated.

As they pass by the pastry stand Vash looks longingly at the doughnuts. Sanji notices.

Back at the church, all of them find out that while they were gone, a piece of falling masonry had beaned the priest on the head and so now he's retired to bed with a massive headache. Wolfwood is apologetic.

Sanji cooks for all the poor. Much appreciation by all.

At night after all things are done, they FINALLY have the double date. Sanji makes beignets, which Vash adores. Moonshine is drunk, UST is hinted at between Zoro and Sanji, Vash and Wolfwood.

Then they all go to bed.

Fade out.